We all know that would-be King Georgie II is a moron. Nowhere is this more evident than when he opens his big, fat, Texan-from-Connecticut mouth and spouts drivel that would make kindergarteners tremble in fear (or laugh til they pee themselves). "Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job here," said to former FEMA head Michael Brown, 10 days before he resigned amid the row over their piss-poor handling of the response to Hurricane Katrina, was chosen as the #1 "Bushism" of 2005. My favorite remains his quote from Special Report with Brit Hume, where Bush says the iPod Shuffle (which he couldn't identify despite its simple name), it's "Lightweight, you crank it on, and you shuffle to the shuffle." (Link -- via Fark)

As a side note, this will be the last Blog Prophyts post for 2005. Hope everyone has a safe, happy and healthy New Year. Remember: You know you're too drunk to drive when you can't carry a drink with you to the car...