Just like she does, as we all know from that nasty little video of hers. Turns out the queen skank can't really sing, either. Her album sold 75,000 copies in it's first week, and is projected to do 30,000 in it's second. They compare it to Christina Aguilera -who actually can sing and looks way hotter with her new look - who sold nearly five times as many copies of her new album. What's worse, her people are admitting she can't back the CD up with a tour, proving that she doesn't have what it takes to be a viable act in any sense of the word. I'm sure I speak for most of the Internet when I say "Give it up, ho bag..." (Link -- via Fark)

Update: Even more Paris nonsense, for those of you who give a crap. Why do I give a crap? I just like bashing her. Anywho, Paris was asked by British singing sensation Charlotte Church to appear on her new talk show, but balked when Church's producers refused to pay her roughly $662,000. Yeah, OK. Hilton also made quite the chunk of change for attending a charity event. Now isn't that just a giving spirit... (Link)