Wednesday, January 25, 2006
OpEd: LP Takes FOX To Task, Rips On Britney
FOX sucks. Why? They canceled Firefly, Futurama and Family Guy, the latter two of which are making serious comebacks.
FOX viewers suck. Why? Because they're in love with a two-bit Star Search wannabe show called "American Asshat... er, Idol" and wouldn't know quality television if it pinned them to the ground, straddled their faces and screamed "Eat Me" like Niki Nova in a "B" Porno.
Britney Spears sucks. Why? Because she just does.
Witness as I lay the verbal smackdown on a Network, that Network's idiot viewers, and everyone's favorite Hillbilly Harlot, all in one scathing post made to the IMDb... (Link)
FOX viewers suck. Why? Because they're in love with a two-bit Star Search wannabe show called "American Asshat... er, Idol" and wouldn't know quality television if it pinned them to the ground, straddled their faces and screamed "Eat Me" like Niki Nova in a "B" Porno.
Britney Spears sucks. Why? Because she just does.
Witness as I lay the verbal smackdown on a Network, that Network's idiot viewers, and everyone's favorite Hillbilly Harlot, all in one scathing post made to the IMDb... (Link)
