Monday, January 09, 2006
Cause Of Blaze: Flaming Mouse?!?
Only in America, I guess. A guy in Fort Sumner, NM found a mouse in his house. Like any other ignorant human, he wanted to be rid of it. So the guy figures it'd be a good idea to toss the critter into a pile of burning leaves (who the hell burns leaves in NM when it's so damn dry?). To his horror, the mouse, still alive and flaming like Nathan Lane on Tonys night, ran back into his home, starting the blaze that would destory everything inside. Smart guy. Bet he voted for Bush... (Link -- Related Fark Thread)
