Sunday, December 04, 2005
The Stars At Night...
I guess everything really is bigger in Texas, even the morons. Not only does our Con-man-der in Chief claim Texas, but so do alot of other completely inept people. Apparently, you can disarm a Texan brandishing a pistol by simply playing on his "man's man" self-image and convince him to fight with his fists. Needless to say, our quick-thinking pair of teenage suspects not only got away, but managed to hospitalize both men in the process, including one guy getting mashed with a brick. Lovely, isn't it. (Link -- via Fark)